Upsetting the neighbours

The bloody Gnome went out on the piss last night, he came home rowdy and looking for trouble. The last time I saw him he was off down the road to find some - as he called it... 'Gnome Fluff'.

I found him. A bit of glue and he'll be good as new !

Fantastic...

I'm getting outta control here, woman, wine & mayhem...

No F-ing way....

OK OK so this is a BBQ, but lets get on with the drinking.....

I have found the empty glasses

I can see the wine......

So what actually is a BBQ ?

The piss ass gardener was saying something about a BBQ, I'm going ? Bugger me it's frigging boring being in his scruffy garden, whatever a BBQ is - I hope it's fun.

It's just a feeling I get

I might be wrong but I kinda get the feeling that the gardener is trying to get rid of me!

A new home has been found.

Hi all,

We got the Zephyr Gnome back from the 2006 conference. Chucked him out into the sun to recharge his batteries.

I've placed him quite close to the road and I know at least 1 dog has other uses for the tree behind him...